Thursday, February 21, 2008

The Onion asks locals what they think of Bush's abstinence AIDS policy

Bush: Keep Abstinence In AIDS Plan

President Bush wants to keep a contested provision in his global AIDS package in which one-third of all prevention spending goes to abstinence education. What do you think?

"How much was allocated to dry-humping and finger-banging education?"
-Roger Davidson, Health Inspector

"This is fine as long as the other two-thirds is going towards funding cutting-edge abstinence research."
Amanda Troughton, Apartment Manager

"Exactly how much money does it cost to tell people not to have sex with each other?"
Duncan Pertwee, Library Aide

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